Sacha Baron Cohen’s “Sweeney” Bulge
Sacha Baron Cohen’s penis basically dominated Borat, so it comes as no surprise to hear that the actor’s nether regions make a not-so-subtle cameo in his latest big-screen endeavor: as Signor Adolfo Pirelli in Sweeney Todd.
Psych! That’s not really Cohen’s cock. It’s movie magic! Marc Malkin offers delicious details:
There’s no missing Pirelli’s package. “Oh, that was the real thing,” Sweeney Todd’s two-time Oscar-winning costume designer Colleen Atwood told me the other day with a giggle, but quickly admitting, “Yeah, we augmented.”
No surprise, it was Cohen’s idea to enlarge his manhood for the flick. Cohen’s body-hugging pants were stuffed with “a little quilted thing.”
We must admit we’re disappointed. Why? Because every time a big dick fantasy dies, a fairy loses its wings.